Sunday, September 25, 2016

When You Should Get a Dog vs. a Puppy

You and your boyfriend are about to take the next step. You've moved in together and things are going great. You've sat down and decided you'd like to get a puppy together. It'll be so adorable to see him with a little ball of fluff. And really, who could resist a puppy. They're so full of energy and silly and cute. You've sat down and googled what type of puppy you both want and are searching for a breeder to buy one.

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING!

I've seen this over and over again. People get lost in the thought of owning an adorable little puppy and having that bond with your significant other. I get it. But there is SO MUCH MORE to consider before you should even talk about getting a puppy.

1. Are you ready to have a baby?

Puppies are as much work as a baby. It's a fact.

If you are at a point in your life where you're not ready for the responsibility and time commitment of a child, then you are not ready for a puppy. Everyone underestimates the work of owning a puppy.

Sure they're cute, but they need 100% of your supervision. They're clumsy. My friends puppy took a tumble down their stairs and got hurt.

They get into everything! Be prepared for anything you own to be destroyed. And I mean ANYTHING. They are going to have A LOT of accidents. You're going to be cleaning up poop and pee for MONTHS. You'll need to spend your lunch breaks running home to let the puppy out to potty.

2. Research

If you were getting ready to have a baby, you would be baby proofing your house and reading parenting books and going to classes. Puppies are the exact same thing. There should be a LOT of research and thought put into this huge decision.

Each breed has different traits. Read up on them. Not every dog will follow their breeds traits but it is good to look into it. My dog is half Basset Hound and they're known for being very vocal and stubborn. My dog isn't vocal but BOY is he stubborn.

You need to be researching:
  • Training techniques
  • Things Dogs CAN'T eat
  • The best food brands
  • Items you need to purchase before you bring home the puppy
  • How to potty train
  • How old should your puppy be before you spay/neuter (***ALWAYS do this! Male dogs tend to get very aggressive/protective of their owners and female dogs get periods. Seriously you have to buy dog diapers for them.)
  • What vet should you choose 
  • Should you take your puppy to training classes? If so, where? 
  • Can you have a dog in your apartment? Is there a weight limit, breed restrictions, or age minimum? 
  • Who will take the puppy out at what time? 
  • Do we want an active dog or a lazy one?
  • Who watches the puppy when you're on vacation or gone for the weekend?
  • What shots do they need?

3. Training and Discipline 

My friend called me 5 days after getting a puppy crying because she was so overwhelmed with the stress and work. I told her she needs to be strict, dominate, and repetitive with her. She replied saying her boyfriend told her his job was to train the puppy and her job was just to love the puppy. I almost dropped the phone. This is the WORST way to train. Your puppy needs to understand that you (and your significant other) are the alpha. You're the pack leader and the puppy is the follower. You will not be able to handle your dog if they don't listen to you or respect you.

Imagine taking your dog for a walk and you don't have control over him. The dog can pull you anywhere and won't listen to you when you tell them NO or STOP. This is just a small reason why it's so essential to train your dog.

4. Housing and Relationships

Living in an apartment with a puppy is tough. It's expensive. It's difficult to move or find a different apartment that allows your puppy. Your puppy can't be loud or bark because it will upset your neighbors. I highly recommend waiting until you have a permanent residence. Moving stresses out your dog. My dog is super relaxed and nothing stirs him up; until I moved to a new apartment. He would SCREAM when I left the apartment. He was losing his fur from anxiety. If you switch apartment every year, that's a lot of unecessary stress you're putting on your dog.

You also need to have a backup plan. I know when you're in the relationship you don't think you'll ever split up. Especially when things are going so well that you're ready to get a puppy together. But you NEED to have a plan set for this puppy if you broke up. Who gets to keep the puppy? Mutually agree on that decision first.

5. Responsibility

One of the biggest things people overlook is where the puppy will go if you're on vacation? Will the puppy go to a family member? Do they want a puppy that may have an accident in their house? Do they live in an apartment that doesn't allow dogs? Would you bring your puppy to a kennel? If you're very busy people, then you need to understand the expense of bringing your dog somewhere.

The time commitment to taking your puppy out on walks is very important. People often get frustrated with how much energy puppies have. If you take your puppy on a couple of walks a day that will help ware them out. 

6. Money 


If your puppy gets hurt or gets sick can you drop everything you're doing to bring him into the vet? Can you financially stable enough to cover an emergency vet bill? My first dog had a severe food allergy. I came home and he had pooped all over my house. I had to call in to BOTH of my jobs to bring him to the vet and pay for a very expensive bill. We didn't find out what his illness was until about 5 trips to the vet and the solution was $80 dog food that wouldn't hurt his tummy.

The dog at my office, Toby, tore his ACL as a puppy and needed surgery. He now currently has frequent seizures (which is why he is in the office a lot so we can monitor him.) But that's another expense of paying for medications for him.

Copper has bad allergies and needs ear medicine twice a year. Once in the spring and once in the fall.

Are you considering a dog that needs frequent grooming? Fur, nails, and getting their anal glands expressed (if your puppy starts butt-surfing on your floor, then you need to get that done.)

Puppies also destroy everything. Copper has chewed up about 12 pairs of shoes, tupperware, DVDs, 3 dog beds, and much more. That's a lot of money that has gone to his destruction.

Are you going to buy an expensive purebred dog from a breeder? PLEASE don't do that. There are TONS of dogs in need of adoption at your local humane society. Purebreds also have a lot of health issues. If you buy a mutt they statistically live longer AND have fewer health problems.  #AdoptDontShop




Anyone who knows me, knows how much I LOVE dogs. I love my dog more than I love most humans. I know this list makes me sound like I think dogs are awful, but my dog means everything to me. I highly encourage people to adopt a dog. But PLEASE think through these things on my list because your puppy doesn't choose to be in your life, you choose to have him in your life. If you still have your heart set on getting a puppy, consider adopting a dog. They're easier to manage, they're past their chewing phase, and potty trained.

Make sure you're prepared for the destruction, responsibility, and endless love and affection they offer.

Saturday, July 9, 2016

5 Reasons Why Having A Dog Is Healthy For You

I'm currently going through yet another breakup. I need to write and get some of my feelings out right now. Time and time again, my dog has been the best support system for me. Here's a list of 5 ways having a dog helps you. 

1. They Understand Your Emotions

I currently live with my ex-boyfriend and it's a difficult time for me, and my dog knows it. I invite him to sit next to me on the couch and he crawls into my lap. (He's a 58lb dog so he doesn't FIT in my lap) He just knows I'm sad and wants to comfort me. There have been other times where I just sit on the floor and he will come and lay his head on my shoulder. He also doesn't give doggie kisses, but when he knows I'm upset, he will gently lick my hand.

They just want to make you happy.


2. They Give You A Reason To Keep On Going

A few years ago, I was diagnosed with type two bipolar disorder. I had just broken up with another boyfriend and I was alone. I had just started my medication. It was making my emotions worse before it could make them better. I didn't want to get off of my couch. I hadn't eaten in days and couldn't make myself socialize.

But I couldn't neglect my dog. He needed me to get up and feed him. He needed me to take him outside. He needed me to play with him and love him. I couldn't just give up. I had someone who depended on me. I had to keep on going.

 

3. They Get You Outside

Similar to "keep going," they also get you outside. The last thing I want to do when I'm sad is go outside. But I know that he needs to get his exercise and I need to get myself out of the apartment. Being outside in the sunshine, with the wind blowing on your face, and your happy dog, makes it impossible to be sad. He joy he feels getting to walk around and sniff everything just puts a huge smile on my face every time.


4. They Relieve Stress

I work at a job that allows us to bring our dogs to work. I don't usually bring my dog, because he can't sit still long enough for me to finish a project without interruption. But my coworkers dog is the PERFECT office dog! He curls up under her desk and naps all day long.

When I get frustrated or upset at work, I walk into her office and sit on the floor until her Golden Retriever comes over and lays his head in my lap. Anytime I feel myself getting worked up, I take a breath and just go pet Toby for a few minutes and that's all I need.

5. They Make You A Better Person 

Owning a dog has so many benefits and helps you grow. He has taught me independence, responsibility, love, happiness, and so much more. My life has improved since I adopted my fur baby and I wouldn't trade him for ANYTHING.



Let me know how your dog has helped you! Leave a comment and tell me if I'm missing anything on this list!

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

How Many Times Can A Person Dye Their Hair?

I think I have a hair dying addiction. I've had damn near every color of hair and I LOVE it! Colorful hair is so fun and stylish! I recommend trying it at least once! Even if it's just a little stripe of color, give it a try! Bright colors don't stay in your hair for long, they fade really fast. So it's not a major commitment!




Which of these colors is your favorite? Which color would you try on your hair? Leave me a comment!

Sunday, June 19, 2016

Welcome to My Blog - Funny Story About My Dingus Dog

I see you have stumbled upon my blog. Congratulations!

I wanted to create a blog to have an outlet to tell stories and share some knowledge about a few topics I have some smarts about. (Obviously writing is not one of those so just bare with me!) I will have typos and I will use big words to sound more intelligent but most likely will use them incorrectly. I'm known for my potty-mouth and I can assure you every post will have some profanity in it. (Cause why the fuck not 'eh?) Without further ado let's get right into it!



Copper - The Super Awkward Derpy Dog

Let me start of by telling you I have a German Shepard - Basset Hound mutt named Copper. I adopted him when he was three and we've been inseparable ever since. For a while I also had an all white cat named Barbra Streisand.

Copper didn't understand the difference between cat toys and dog toys. He just assumed anything in the toy box was all for him. He would lay on his back with a toy mouse in his paws and play with it. Or he would throw it in the air and then roll over the mouse when it landed. Barbra Streisand also had this rainbow rope on a stick. You know you hold the stick and swing the rope around and the cat goes crazy and baps at it in the air. I would also play with the rope with Copper because he would get jelly when I'd play with the cat.


Well one day that toy goes missing. I just assumed I'd misplaced it somewhere. Copper also had SUPER BAD gas. It was to the point where I would have to leave the room he was so stinky! This had been going on for like two days and I couldn't figure out why the hell he was so damn gassy. I feed him people food so I thought maybe I'd given him something I wasn't supposed to.

It was the first of the month and I needed to pay rent, (and get out of the farty apartment.) I walked Copper to the dog park and unleashed him. He started sniffing out a spot and I figured while he was distracted, I'd run my rent check to the drop-box. Copper squatted so I left and walked my check over.

I got back to the park and he was still squatting and his eyes said "MOMMY HALP!"

I walked around him to see a couple of inches of poop-covered rainbow rope hanging out of his butt-hole. His eyes were bugged out and he was staring at me. I sighed as I put a poop bag over my hand. I held his tail with my other hand and said, "It's a good thing I love you," as I began to pull this VERY LONG rope out of my dog's ass. It was stripped, so as I pulled various rainbows kept coming out of him like a magician that pulls rainbow scarves from his sleeve. When the two feet of rope was finally out, he ran a few cheerful laps around the dog park while I bagged up the shitty rope.




So that's just a taste of what my blog is all about! Leave me a comment about anything you've had to pull out of your pet's ass so we can sympathize with each other.

Have a happy rainbow-y day!